1.
"Life
is
too
short
to
take
yourself
too
seriously. "】

2.
"I
may
not
be
perfect,
but
my
sense
of
humor
is
spot
on. "】

3.
"Laughter
is
the
cure
for
a
bad
day
and
the
seasoning
for
a
good
one. "】

4.
"There's
nothing
a
good
joke
can't
fix,
at
least
temporarily. "】

5.
"Life's
too
short
to
be
boring. "】

6.
"A
smile
a
day
keeps
the
doctor
away. . .
or
was
that
an
apple?"】

7.
"Sarcasm
is
my
love
language. "】

8.
"Life
is
like
a
joke. . .
timing
is
everything. "】

9.
"Laughter
is
the
shortest
distance
between
two
people. "】

10.
"Humor
is
the
shock
absorber
of
life;
it
smooths
out
the
bumps. "】

11.
"You
can't
please
everyone,
but
you
can
make
them
laugh. "】

1
2.
"Laughing
at
yourself
is
the
first
step
to
happiness. "】

1
3.
"Humor
is
the
glue
that
holds
friendships
together. "】

1
4.
"Why
be
mundane
when
you
can
be
humorous?"】

1
5.
"I
will
stop
making
jokes
about
procrastination,
but
I'll
do
it
tomorrow. "】

1
6.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
laugh
until
you
do. "】

1
7.
"Life
is
too
serious
to
be
taken
seriously
all
the
time. "】

1
8.
"The
best
way
to
deal
with
stress
is
to
laugh
it
off. "】

1
9.
"If
you
can't
find
the
humor
in
life,
you're
not
looking
hard
enough. "】

20.
"Laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
especially
when
the
pharmacy
is
closed. "】